Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning  Daffynitions joeks.com Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas.  Albert Einstein Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers  Daffynitions joeks.com I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school  Daffynitions joeks.com You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.  Bill Watterson Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.  Henry Brightman Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years.  Bobby Knight College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb College Education: A fouryear plan for confusing a young mind methodically.  Daffynitions joeks.com I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days.  Haneri Liogier If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution.  Daffynitions joeks.com You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi.  William L Schaaf Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things.  Guillermo Diaz Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital.  Stephen Covey I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also College, School & Redneck Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Apple Pi Catholic Math Cats and Backpacks Cheat of the Year Chocolate Math Constipated Mathematician Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Epic Pi Ethiopian Math Expandable Equation Girlfriend Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Illusive Dice KwikMart Math Logic, Math & Reasoning Quotes Long Math Class Ma & Pa Math: 5 into 25 equals 14 Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Puzzle Math Riddle Math Watch Mathematician’s Truck Mennonite Longhand Math Phone Number Magic Trick Pi Chart Proof That 7 x 13 = 28 Snake Math Teacher Arrested at Airport WalMart Math 
